You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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