I hope mine doesn't look like that
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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