ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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