Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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