I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
