ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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