Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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