Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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