physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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