ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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