this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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