whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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