Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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