She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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