all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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