First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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