I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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