uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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