I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
