Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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