Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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