oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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