sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Your penis caused this!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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