hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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