Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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