I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
My vagina is officially offended.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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