im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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