I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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