Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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