Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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