Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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