Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I pour the whiskey from now on
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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