Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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