Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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