all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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