Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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