im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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