I wish i was in the wii world.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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