I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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