I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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