i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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