i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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