How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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