Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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