you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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