I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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