you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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