You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
