Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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