Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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