Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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