A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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