I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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