Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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