She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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