No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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