Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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